Hardbodies... where FANTASY meets REALITY!

 

Celebrate Your Special Occasions With Us!

Whether you are celebrating a birthday, a wedding, a divorce, or just want a girl's night out with a room full of sexy eye candy, we would love to have you join us here at Hardbodies!

This Las Vegas style showroom features up to 30 dancers on six different stages, all with professional singing and acting experience. Someone for everyone to see from whereever you sit in the club. Never a dull moment.

We carry a full bar. All credit cards accepted; with an ATM located in the club lobby for your convenience.

 

Hardbodies Ladies Club is located at:

2726 N St Mary's

San Antonio, TX 78212

 

CALL US FOR RESERVATIONS - (210) 736-4865

 

WEDNESDAYS 8:30 PM - 12:30 AM

THURSDAYS 8:00 PM - 2 AM

FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS 7:30 PM - 2:30 PM

SUNDAYS 8:30pm to 12:30am

 

VIP Table Reservation

Call us and reserve your favorite table for your night out. $20.00 per person.

 

Party Package #1 - 'A Girl's Night Out'

Comes with reserved seating, a photo of the ladies in your group, a bottle of champagne, complementary admission for the bride or birthday girl, table decorations, and a $50.00 value of FREE passes for your next visit. All of this is only $55.00. This package is limited to reservations for 10 guests or less.

 

Party Package #2 - 'Paint the Town Red'

This package comes with everything in 'A Girls Night Out', plus you get a Hardbodies Souvenir T-Shirt to take home with you! All of this is $70.00.

 

Party Package #3 - 'Going to Town'

Comes with everything in 'Paint the Town Red' - plus you will receive a Sparkling Tierra Veil (with condoms or candy) for the bride or special guest in your party. All this for only $110.00.

 

All packages do NOT include: cover charge for guests, stage and table dances, or a photo of a dancer.

Photo with a dancer is $10.00 additional charge.

 

Once reservations have been made and deposit given there are NO REFUNDS.

 

Very Important Lady Card

With purchase of a card you will receive FREE* admission ALL the time.

6 month card $75.00 1 year card $150.00

*excluded on special events

 

Party Bus

Call and book a charter bus for your next night out on the town. You will not have to worry about driving and drinking and have the bonus of your very own private male dancer to entertain you on your trip to Hardbodies.